Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.
my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri
should be: studying
am: watching orphan black
North American cinema is the only true weapon of mass destruction. It has achieved to convince the audience not only that it’s the best possible cinema, but that it is the only.
walking out of an exam you knew you failed
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it
it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming