"What do you know? You don’t care about things."
"Yes, I do! I care about Andy and Champion, and I want Leslie to win, and I like sleeping, so… Everybody has things they care about."
Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.

  my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)  
Sun, 20th of April    48,513 notes    Source

should be: studying

am: watching orphan black

Sun, 20th of April    2 notes


So fantastically fab

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CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

Sun, 20th of April    132,526 notes    Source
North American cinema is the only true weapon of mass destruction. It has achieved to convince the audience not only that it’s the best possible cinema, but that it is the only.

Sat, 19th of April    7,024 notes    Source


i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

Fri, 18th of April    79,072 notes    Source


walking out of an exam you knew you failed


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"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

Fri, 18th of April    78,204 notes    Source


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

Tue, 15th of April    82,778 notes    Source


mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor


put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

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