North American cinema is the only true weapon of mass destruction. It has achieved to convince the audience not only that it’s the best possible cinema, but that it is the only.

Sat, 19th of April    5,052 notes    Source

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

Fri, 18th of April    25,411 notes    Source

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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Fri, 18th of April    103,072 notes    Source

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

Fri, 18th of April    40,693 notes    Source

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

Tue, 15th of April    78,998 notes    Source

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

Tue, 15th of April    4,685 notes    Source
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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

Sun, 13th of April    557,096 notes    Source
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railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

Thu, 10th of April    6,078 notes    Source

: I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be.
: You’ll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

Tue, 08th of April    786 notes    Source
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